The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.

"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"

by NessaStarz July 30, 2009

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Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009

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When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 8, 2010

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suprise lemonade

the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)

last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.

by funny guy69 July 27, 2011

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Wet lemonade

1.When your having sex and you piss in side her vagina.
2.vise versa
3.lemonade that quences thirst(rare)

Brenda: OMG! Did you just give me a wet lemonade… Dick!!

Sam: Well you gave me one last night…bitch!!

Dude that lemonade actually didnt make me thirsty! Alright!

by Jbrad5421 October 15, 2011

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fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.

Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!

by Trizequel & clizzare February 4, 2012

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Videogame lemming

A person who follows current a fad and only play the most mainstream games such as call of duty and minecraft

Person: I played COD for 12 hours yesterday and then minecraft for the next 12 hours. I'm so cool! ADUUURGH!
Person 2: you're such a videogame lemming all you do is play COD and minecraft don't you have an independent mind of your own or are you just a mindless imbecile?

by Lord Stalox February 24, 2015

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