tile licker

a lesbian
a woman who likes women

that lady is a flat out tile licker

by Cereal April 10, 2005

whistle licker

Licking a man's whistle

hey danielle, did you totally lick teds whistle last night?

she is such a whistle licker.

by razza62 September 29, 2008

douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

plant licker

An ambiguous term referencing not a lesbian, but a nubile movie theatre employee, who at the urgence of a veteran coworker, licks a plant to confirm its authenticity.

I can't believe Shauna fell for that, she's such a plant licker!

by DutchBag March 25, 2009

Lazy licker McGee

A man or woman who is stingy with oral sex.
Someone who will fake an injury to get out of pleasuring their partner.
An ex lover who you look back and realize they always received but never gave

Now that I think about it I was always giving oral and I don't think she ever did...she is such a lazy licker McGee

I was always working that poll, and he never went down under.

by Mr. jashary January 8, 2009

keric lickerman

the biggest baddest motherfucker that ever walked the earth witha babies arm swingin past his knees.

" did you see that keric lickerman? that guy looked like the hulk, hung like a horse"

by billy paterson November 23, 2009

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011