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last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.
Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017
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Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"
by Turqle_ May 15, 2021
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Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019
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last call Lacey

**Last Call Lacey:**
A colloquial term referring to a girl who frequents bars late into the night, especially during the last call for alcohol. Last Call Lacey is often characterized by her tendency to target married men and engage in flirtatious or questionable behavior. This term is commonly used to describe someone who becomes the center of attention during the final moments of a night out, with a reputation for pursuing romantic encounters in the late-night bar scene.
"Last Call Lacey was spotted again at the bar last night, lingering near the entrance as the night drew to a close, her eyes scanning the room for potential company."
by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023
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better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.
HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!
by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010
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Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
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Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.
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