Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.

Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass

by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

ticked (his) last tock

Someone's last words.

He ticked (his) last tock.

by plato! April 21, 2024

better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.

HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!

by Dr. Bomb December 10, 2010

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 07, 2022

last chance motel

The Hospital

It’s your last chance

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.

by Hospital May 15, 2020