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Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.
"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."
by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010
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Timmy John

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.
I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.
by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012
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george and john buddies and pals

a "commercial" that George Harrison (whoose birthday happens to be today) and John Lennon made on their First U.S. video
George and John: George and John Buddies and pals!
by starkey lover February 25, 2010
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john deacon

John Deacon is the amzing bassist from the band Queen. He wrote the songs Another One Bites The Dust, You're My Best Friend and I want to Break Free. John was the youngest member and the last to join.

John retired from the music scene in the late 1990's and has decided not to join Brian May and Roger Taylor in the Queen and Paul Rogers tour.
John Deacon is the highly unapreciated bass player from Queen.
by Bethanyblueberry April 25, 2008
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John Gomez

A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.
Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.
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Who-Hit-John

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’
The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.
by Jon64Bailey January 14, 2008
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John 5

Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson and current lead guitarist for Rob Zombie. Started a side project band called Loser, which never truly came into the mainstream. He has worked with artists including Garbage, Avril Lavigne, and David Lee Roth. Overall he is a powerful and influential figure in the guitar industry, appearing at the NAMM show every year.

His style is quite freeform, but still has a steady beat. His metal influences are obvious in his latest album The Devil Knows My Name, but he also branches into bluegrass and straight up blues through some of the album as well as his older works (Vertigo, Songs for Sanity).

His split with Marilyn Manson was entirely mutual. Manson did not fire him, and John did not quit. After Holy Wood's tour, he simply felt he needed to branch out into other directions/work on his solo albums more.

If you know him just because of Manson and Zombie, good god check out his stuff. His solos are absolutely devastating. great solo artist.
John 5 is the musical equivalent of climaxing in an old person's crutches.
by penguinpeopleunited January 12, 2009
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