Jason Paylor

A flaming dickhead.

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."

by Sour P.J July 01, 2019

Jason Ford

A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.

God that guy is such a Jason Ford

by Azclake February 12, 2020

Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends

Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones

by ClappedJap April 28, 2018

jason r.rich

Jason r.rich
Jason is a great man with a big, big brain.

He makes games better, he has the strats!

He is a man with a small pp but a big hearth

Jason r.rich is the inventie of the Grey pistol

by Jumperz bos July 21, 2020

Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.

Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.

by G6Saitin July 11, 2022

Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!

(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!

by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019

Jason park

N. Skibbity toilet Ohio rizzler with level 4 Kai cenat gyatt

You’re so Jason park, you’re so fanum tax!

by Only in ohio October 31, 2023