Skip to main content

Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O
I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.
by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017
mugGet the Jade Penis mug.

Jadalynne

Jadalynne can mean many things, jadalynne can be a pain in the ass and weird as hell. Girls with the name of jadalynne usually are nerdy and get nervous easily. Jadalynne is also very self cautious and insecure at times. She lives in fear that people will never love her for who she is.

Jadalynne does not have much friends but the ones she has are the best to her. She also has a hard time opening up to people and has a fragile heart. She likes to cover up her pain in memes and likes to hide feelings from the world. She can also be rude and she swears a lottttt.
Someone: hi...

Jadalynne: stfu
by Jadalynne January 2, 2019
mugGet the Jadalynne mug.
Related Words
Jade Jaden jada jad Jadyn Jade Puget jaded jadon jadakiss jadi

Jaden

A JADEN Is a out of control, wildly funny! And one of the absaloutly most beautiful girls that you will ever meet. She will always try her best to do what ever she can to give you a good time and make you feel like one of the luckiest people in the world. She is a vary insecure girl that doesn’t realize the kind of talent and wonders that she holds and could share amoung many, many people. JADEN is one of that best people that you could ever meet. Even though she haven’t had the most loving and thoughtful family life she still stands strong and keeps fighting for what’s hers she is that person that once you let go of her she is already in the next step of her amazing life. I would say that she is my favorite cousin but she is more like a sister.
Dude: holy shit that jaden girl over there is hot!
by Anyone4you February 13, 2019
mugGet the Jaden mug.

Jade

Jade is a very smart, funny, caring, beautiful but sexy female she’s kinda tall usually has brown hair brown eyes. She’s very sweet and fun to be around, she’s a complete weirdo but doesn’t care. If you mess with her friends or family she will literally rock your sh*t but of course she warns you. She always thinks she’s ugly when she really isn’t. She makes mistakes but learns from it, say one wrong thing to her your losing her. She’s just all around amazing and you need one. Jades are also usually Virgo’s. A lot of dudes like jade she’s very hot and popular. Her family is crazy so if you mess with her the family’s coming in! She’s also a baddie ;)
Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
by Http://unknown February 20, 2019
mugGet the Jade mug.

jada-lyn

She’s a beautiful kind soul but shy. When you get to know her she’s open and not so innocent as you think she is.
jada-lyn is unbelievably Beautiful
by 123everyday February 26, 2019
mugGet the jada-lyn mug.

Jaden

Jaden is a boy who loves a girl that he is dating right now at 9 at night. He is a very kind person and is loving 🥰
Jaden was so nice to me today.

Jaden was so cute today
by Yourlovleywriter April 25, 2019
mugGet the Jaden mug.

Jadyn

Jadyn is the type of girl that puts others before herself. She often keeps her struggles to herself because she doesn't want to feel like a burden on others. She always gives her friends good advice and listens to them without thinking about her problems and feelings. She can be shy at first but when she gets comfortable with you, you'll see she a nice person. She is a girl that loves to stick up their middle finger. She is never jealous of others because she wants everyone to succeed.
Boy 1: Have you met that girl jadyn she is so shy.
Boy 2: She isn't shy when you get to know her.
by Gossip Gurl 304 April 27, 2019
mugGet the Jadyn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email