Skip to main content

Don't talk to jean!

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.
by Gutted mania May 2, 2024
mugGet the Don't talk to jean!mug.

you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"
by hiraikills July 10, 2022
mugGet the you wore a jean vestmug.

leaky jeans

A thottie from Peru who's jeans are leaky from being with many men.
That girl in the bar you met has some leaky jeans bro go for the other one.
by Lesoy August 4, 2014
mugGet the leaky jeansmug.

steamy jean

When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver.

Also a favorite of stacey jean!
Tony gave charly a steamy jean.
by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005
mugGet the steamy jeanmug.

Aataahua-Jean

One of the most dumbest and slowest girls you would ever meet.
That girl is such an Aataahua-Jean, she is so dumb
by Cookiecrumbz November 21, 2021
mugGet the Aataahua-Jeanmug.

Billy Jean

A sexual act during the cowgirl position where the man secretly attaches a c4 onto their partner without them noticing. Then they proceed to call them an uber and watch the car explode from their window.
Mark: Yo what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Jack: She was hella toxic so I had to give her the Billy Jean!
Mark: That’s gnarly bro
by MJKing January 17, 2023
mugGet the Billy Jeanmug.

Share this definition