Macbook Air

a computer that you def cannot afford that will rape any other computer on the market. My 1.86ghz and 128gb with 6mb of L2 cashe. For those of you pricks that don't know what that means and will not know what that means for many many many years, let me explain. It is the best LAPTOP COMPUTER that they make. Period. And you dont have to run Windows OSX, YOU CAN RUN THE REAL THING.

ME AT THE LIBRARY. """"HOT ASS GIRL""""" OMG THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER, IS THAT A MACBOOK AIR, """""ME""""" YES, YES IT IS. """"""HOT ASS GIRL""""" CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youcantaffordit November 25, 2010

air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004

Air-hog

someone who stands infront of a fan or airconditioner usually a fat sweaty guy.

Me:It's so hot in here because that air-hog.

Other guy: i wish he would move his sweaty fat ass.

by General Easter Bunny!!! May 21, 2009

Air Force

A bunch of sissy ass pansie that are afraid to be on the frontline. Unlike the Marines they do Land, Sea, and Air.

Air Force can't shoot for crap they're too busy handling they're stick.

by Hayabusa August 15, 2005

Air joy

When you are on an airplane, and you want to fuck the pilot.

That pilot is so handsome, I'm having an airgasm! Air joy!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 11, 2021

air fucking

When a Football player or some other athlete shakes his penis in front of a Referee.

96 of the Indianapolis Colts was caught Air Fucking

by Hawks Boy January 12, 2019

Chewbacca Air

When jumping a motocross bike and the front end comes down, you rev the engine loudly mid-air to bring the front end back up for the landing so you don't crash.

Josh was about to endo on the triple, so he gave the bike some Chewbacca Air to rectify the problem.

by Revtune February 07, 2012