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Sex

When a man gets their penis into an erection/boner and finds a women he likes. They take off all their cloths and the man slowly injects the penis into the vagina. The vagina has two holes, you can put it in the one near the butthole more or the front. Then the women gets on her knees (this has to be in the lower hole to do) with her hands out in front of her and the mans pushes his groin to and from the butt, as HARD as he can. If you want to have butt sex, you just insert the hard penis into the butthole and push the groin to and from the but, the women may scream, but that means it's working. If she screams "HARDER" then rock back and forth even harder. This may make you sweat but may feel good at the same time.
Oh man Bethany and I had the longest sex last night, it was 2 hours straight but wasn't fully banging, some of it was just sitting there with my penis in her vagina.
by Dawggone May 23, 2015
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Sex is Good.
ME: Sex
Her: Is good
by A OnlineDater May 6, 2016
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sex: when a dick goes inside the pussy
by niyaangelle9411 December 19, 2015
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When a mommy and a daddy really love each other...

THE MOMMY QUICKLY GRABS DADDY'S P3NIS AND SHOVES IT IN HER PUSSY. DADDY THEN SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH UNTIL HE IS ABOUT TO CUM.

then after a few seconds...

DADDY STARTS TO SUCK OF MOMMY'S PUSSY UNTILL SHE CUMS 5 TIMES, BUT DADDY AND MOMMY AREN'T DONE YET. THEY CONTINUE TO SHOVE DADDY'S P3NIS IN MOMMY'S PUSSY.

they go...

IIINNN AND OOUUUTTT AND IIINNN AND OOOUUUTTT AND, etc.
I saw mommy and daddy having sex again, but this time they let me join in to have a threesome.
by 9-1-0-9-2-3-4-0 October 13, 2018
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Sex is what made you. Sex is for pleasure. Sex is for sluts. Sex is Fun. Sex is a name for a sex. Sex could also mean SSEX = ORGASMS
Jon - I ass fucked your mum then had sexual intercourse with her
You - WHAT THE FUUUCK?
Your mum - It was called sex
You - CAN I HAVE SEX?
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Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.
Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.
by StarsInHerEyes September 4, 2013
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What happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much
Stepdad "I just had hardcore anal sex with your mom"

Son "I fucking hate you, Jared"
by ihavenorealreasontobehere March 11, 2017
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