Paper Bag Special

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
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Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"
by iNaneNihilist August 15, 2008
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scissors paper rock

A game played by 2 people (although you can play it with more if you wanna confuse everyone). The players make a fist and move them up and down and say "scissors, paper, rock", and on rock they change their hand into either a horizontal peace sign for scissors, flat for paper or keep it as a fist for rock. Rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper and paper smothers rock. Often used as a decider.
Mum: One of you kids has to mow the lawn
John: Scissors paper rock, loser mows.
Rusty: Righto.
by joveblue July 10, 2004
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Paper Hanger's Bucket

The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.
She had a fanny like a paper hanger's bucket.
by Dave B October 02, 2003
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rock-paper-scissors

A game to decide any outcome.
see: chonk
Lets chonk to see who gets to smoke the first bong.
by Diego November 18, 2003
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mexican fly paper

a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling
man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.
by babyjesus318 August 31, 2009
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Paper mâché (a bitch)

The act of ejaculating on tissue paper, toilet paper, napkin, or any absorbent, thin cloth and proceeding to wrap around or stick to a partners

head.
I'm about to paperché (a bitch)
by kristy rowbothem June 18, 2014
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shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
by DaStalka June 04, 2010
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