Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.

Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.

by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017

kyle shower

When you use the shower head as a enema.

Yesterday I felt so constipated but after my kyle shower I was much better.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.

by thefuckdidijustread October 1, 2016

brass shower

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.

Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?

by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

ullapool shower

Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.

You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day

by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021