oh man... OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Normal hipsters can be alright, but what makes a pretentious hipster different is that they are pretentious as fuck. Pretentious hipsters don't look for new information out of boredom like normal people. To a pretentious hipster, information is something to win arguments with. A way to be the smartest guy in the room. A pretentious hipster is the kind of person who wore his beliefs on his sleeve in highschool. The kind of person who vomits them everywhere at parties, often with an acoustic guitar close at hand. A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean. They are the people that drove Kerouac to drink himself to death.
Pretentious Hipster man: "I SO intellectually dominated that guy at borders. As if he knew anything about Faulkner. GOD! it was like something out of a Wes Anderson movie!"
by manwich del mar August 24, 2010
Get the pretentious hipstermug. The term usually applies to a racist joke or statement where the declarant believes that "irony" or otherwise general well-meaning excuses or mitigates the racism.
Hey are you going to that Kill Whitie party in Brooklyn tomorrow that, coincidentally, will be all white?
Naw, those parties are hipster racist.
Naw, those parties are hipster racist.
by oscar goldman August 3, 2015
Get the Hipster racistmug. A closed minded person who listens to obscure punk bands and throws it in peoples face.
Reversible, Example: Punk Hipster
Unlike the hipster, they may be hard to spot based on looks alone. Also, unlike the hipster, a Hipster Punk is more rare. One can only be a Hipster Punk if they are generally closed minded about music refuse to admit that punk lyricists can be tone deaf.
Reversible, Example: Punk Hipster
Unlike the hipster, they may be hard to spot based on looks alone. Also, unlike the hipster, a Hipster Punk is more rare. One can only be a Hipster Punk if they are generally closed minded about music refuse to admit that punk lyricists can be tone deaf.
What a Hipster Punk may say when talking about music
You listen to (band that most people agree is good), only D-bags listen to that, you need to listen to some (tone deaf punk band that most agree have no vocal talent)
You listen to (band that most people agree is good), only D-bags listen to that, you need to listen to some (tone deaf punk band that most agree have no vocal talent)
by Tiny Hay November 20, 2010
Get the Hipster Punkmug. Went to a suburban mall yesterday and it was crawling with post-hipster kids - tight jeans, ironic t-shirts and over-the-top Tats.
by avant-chicago August 17, 2008
Get the Post-hipstermug. hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster
by honest hipster November 28, 2014
Get the lumberjack hipstermug. The myth that all the 20 somethings living in Bushwick, Greenpoint or Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY are in fact "rich" or recipients of trust funds. As well as the conceived notion that their encroachment into said "impoverished Brooklyn community" is a bad thing. A concept often shared by people who claim to "miss the old New York" (who were in fact not from NYC or BK themselves back in the late 70's/ 80's/early nineties) and claim they would rather trade the PBR, track bikes, and tight clothing for the "good old days" of crime, urine marinated subway platforms, graffiti, poverty and general unsafe living conditions most similar to a 3rd world country.
BK resident:Look at those rich kid hipsters drinking PBR, they're destoying Brooklyn.
Person with 8th grade reading level: Actually thats a hipster myth you dumbass. They're actually reviving the neighborhood. None of them have any kids either.
BK resident: Huh what!??
8th grade reading level: Yeah people like you are dependant on the hipsters you claim to hate. How old are you now and you're still on that sh*t?
BK: You're right, I am a dumbass. I am going to move to Poughkeepsie.
Person with 8th grade reading level: Actually thats a hipster myth you dumbass. They're actually reviving the neighborhood. None of them have any kids either.
BK resident: Huh what!??
8th grade reading level: Yeah people like you are dependant on the hipsters you claim to hate. How old are you now and you're still on that sh*t?
BK: You're right, I am a dumbass. I am going to move to Poughkeepsie.
by mad smart July 5, 2012
Get the HIPSTER MYTHmug. its what hipsters drink it is nonfat ,free-rang,vegan feed, organic sheeps milk with is drank through milk straws which are gluten free, all natural, preservative free, lactose free and low sugar
by thatstoomainstream January 2, 2012
Get the hipster milkmug.