monkey hat

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006

Chili Hat

When you proceed to defecate onto a persons head while sleeping. Then when they wake up vomit onto their face.

Daniel passed out and we gave him a Chili Hat!

by Total Nigger Dick October 29, 2008

same hat

When you see many objects that are the same/ similar in apperance

Girl one: Look at that woman walking the three yellow labs!
Girl two: Haha Same Hat!
Girl three: Same hat!

by brokenphoneline September 11, 2018

Ass hat

1.A Stupid person. 2. A Moron. 3. Someone that is acting like an ass.

1. He is such an ass hat! 2. George Bush is an ass hat! 3. Quit being an ass hat!

by Jeremy A. M. July 12, 2007

Emo Hat

A Flat topped, hat that emo's wear all the time. Believed to give special emo powers, or emo rock skill.

Some kind of emo thinking cap.

"What kind of hat is that?"

"Oh that's an emo hat. Oddjob wears them in James Bond."

"Oh, isn't that a Cadet hat?"

"I dunno, look it up."

by eyeh8emo September 24, 2008

J-Hat

Another slang term for best man who ever lived. The best boyfriend, the best friend and the best man. He can always be trusted. He may just have the best smile. He is wild and crazy but sweet and loving all at once. Every girl should have a J-Hat.

Some random girl- "I have a good boyfriend"

Resa-"Noooo not as good as mine... He is a J-hat"

by cutiekitty28 January 1, 2012

ass-hat

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman: to in fact wear her ass as a hat

Baby, I'm gonna wear your ass like a hat.

Come here, my little ass-hat.

by Wonderful Duff October 30, 2005