google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please

Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant

by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018

Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.

John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.

by benjiclayton March 22, 2008

Arabian Beer Goggles

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.

wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles

by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009

Google

alongside with YouTube, Hotmail and Wikipedia, one of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The white one.

Revelation 6:1 - 6:2 - "...When the Lamb had opened the first of the seven seals, I heard the first of the four beasts say with a thundering voice, Come and SEARCH. And I beheld, and lo a white horse; and he that sat on him had a KEYBOARD: and there was given unto him a MOUSE, and he departed as conqueror and to conquest ALL OF THE INTERNET."

yes, i did google that

by VENOXX May 24, 2009

ear goggles

synonym for large ear phones

Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.

by POG November 29, 2004

indian goggles

Listen, the whole reason it is called the Indian goggles is because you have to dot her head with your asshole after putting your balls over her eyes.

She said she wanted to look more ethnic so I gave her the Indian googles.

by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004

Google Chrome

The best way to view the internet. Features include:
- As-you-type keywords and websites that match up to what you're surfing.
- Tabs that you can detach to make separate browsers.
- Bookmarks that appear on screen.
- A Home-page that includes: the last three labs you closed; the most often visited sites; last nine recent tabs.

Basically this is better then Firefox, and definitely better the Internet Explorer.

I just downloaded Google Chrome and was taken on a whirlwind of extreme awesomeness, absolute coolness, and perfect mind-blowingness.

by ruler X May 14, 2009