give the cat a hair cut

you need to shave your pubic area

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

by sexistripperchick July 02, 2009

I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

by soundbreak February 09, 2014

Give You A Fuckin Stack

Arguing Back And Forth Makin Jokes About Each Other , Can't Be Corny Tho

Kiyah: Yo You Fuckin Stink Quadir
Quadir: Foh Dickhead I'm Bouta Give You A Fuckin Stack , Foh Ya Breath Smell Like 6 Boxes Of Honey Butt Cheerios Fuck You Talkin Bout
Kiyah: Foh Dickead Ya Tongue Bump

by APhillyBitch March 10, 2015

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 05, 2011

give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

by popsiclelover August 18, 2009

give dese peepoh ayah

Best. Movie quote. Ever.

If you don't know what it's from, you don't deserve to know!!

OK, it's from Total Recall. Happy?!

by TaintedMustard April 18, 2004

How to Give a Cat a Bath

1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it

I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....

by Someone who is Me May 03, 2018