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Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress
*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*
by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019
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Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job
I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night
by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019
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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
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fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.
Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.
by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011
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fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.
I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...
by scizoroark October 26, 2014
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Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise
OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer
by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023
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fudge

by @stt.koolest February 3, 2018
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