Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
Get the Shamingmug. When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”
Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020
Get the Walk of Shamemug. Steve just got through fact shaming Bruce’s emotional whining about his gf. She’s a hoe, always been a hoe, can’t turn em into housewives.
by DrSL July 26, 2018
Get the Fact Shamingmug. An action preformed by two people involved in an especially heinous sexual act, such as being the "gay pair" in a threesome (i.e. two girls , one guy). One of the participants holds the other in a sideways "T" position and walks the route home exposed.
"Dude, the best part is I got them to do a Wheelbarrow of Shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule."
by Chaz McFeeley October 6, 2009
Get the Wheelbarrow of Shamemug. Submission under review
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run of shame
the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.
the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
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run of shame
the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.
the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.
a. ignore the ball
b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible
c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.
You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”
Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"
Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
a. ignore the ball
b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible
c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.
You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”
Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"
Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 22, 2011
Get the run of shamemug. Someone who stalks your Apple Watch and activity level and shamelessly shames you for not working out on any given day.
by Sketchy23 December 9, 2023
Get the shame mongermug. "Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
by squarepizza February 28, 2016
Get the burrito shamingmug.