Fierce Fond

When you channel your inner Beyoncé to express your approval

Matt’s fierce fond of a Toulouse

by Lloyd2025 December 28, 2024

Bourbon Flounder

A sex move consisting of a whiskey enema followed by an ATM.

My GF is pretty awesome but she won't do ATM. But she is an alcoholic that loves whiskey and poor choices, so I have a shot at the Bourbon Flounder.

by MadnessAndMayhem September 22, 2025

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

pounding the flounder

For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.

John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌

by TheFlameBurnsWickr September 1, 2016

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by Random stuff:) September 7, 2021

Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.

Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024