First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012

First World Epiphany

A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.

Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”

“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“

by theodorekerr January 13, 2013

first last

Any action that after first time it will be your last.

Yo that night with Heather was super first last.

by Asheknuckles September 23, 2013

Finestual

The word that best describes someone who sensually stroking his/her beard.

Andy expresses his finestuality as he strokes his beard and ponders the mysteries of the universe.

by IXTry-HardXI November 11, 2013

Fiesta Ninja

The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.

Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.

Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!

by dorkwithpork March 14, 2014

First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.

Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.

by bkupa18 November 30, 2014

First Pop

First time; you tried once and achieved.

Tayla: "Did you get your licence?"
Amy "Shit yea, got it first pop too"
Tayla "Wow, post that on Instagram and hashtag 'firstpop'"

by Lolza699 December 15, 2014