Cambodian Fire Hydrant

When you receive a blowjob. However, this isn't just any blowjob. This is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous shit. So vigorous that when the shit collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. If done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver's penis should be thoroughly soaked in shitty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. Extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the Cambodian Mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.

David: Oh shit son, I can't believe Bonquisha just sat their and took that Cambodian Fire Hydrant like that!

Malcolm: Hell yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.

David: I gotta give you props on that shit. On second thought don't shake my hand you sick fuck.(*dials 911*)

by SheezyMan February 26, 2009

laissez fire

a fire, usually of the genus 'bon', that, upon ignition, grows in magnitude by itself. The laissez fire requires little-to-no planning or control, as the "builder" simply places kindling in a pit, flicks an ignition device, and lets it grow at the behest of the wind and other natural causes. While risky, the laissez fire is a thoroughly enjoyable source of heat, as it burns steadily with minimal effort on the builder's part. laissez fires are usually left to themselves to burn out, unless the surrounding area is dry/flammable, in which case a light snuffing on the part of the overseer(s) is necessary. It is in no way a metaphor for the ailing economy...

Johnny Carefree: 'dude I just lit the thing and it started burning; its a pretty sweet fire now.'

Trevor Wit: 'you might call that a laissez fire.'

Dill Prudence: 'you guys oughta be careful, these fires can get outta control fast. I'll get some water from the river just in case."

by Funk_Hughes April 25, 2009

Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Atomic Fireball

The round, mouth-scorching, hard candy that was named after the atomic bomb for it's insanely spicy flavor.

Hunter: Don't eat that Jennifer, you'll be sorry! It's an Atomic Fireball!
Jennifer: Ouch! My tongue!!

by iHunter November 4, 2009

Indian Fire Trick

The act of pouring gasoline onto a campfire to make a large fire. Be sure to be cautious to not let the fire go up the gasoline stream and into the can.

Matt Stone: "We did the Indian Fire Trick and almost burned down Colorado. "

by Gdcmember January 5, 2010

Zombie fire

Similar to a forest fire, a zombie fire is when a large horde of zombies catch fire. A zombie fire happens when a zombie horde is so close-knit that when one zombie catches on fire, the fire rapidly spreads to all the other zombies in the horde; just like kindling. The use of molotov cocktails on zombie hordes is a known cause of the zombie fire phenomenon.

"Hey, Phil, what took you so long?"
"We ran into a zombie fire on the way here. Someone must have thrown a molotov cocktail into the horde or something."

by KatAttk October 26, 2011

Iraqi mortar fire

When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.

Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.

by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021