Karaoke feet

When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos

“Does he have stigmata he’s not even Catholic, no those are karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”

by anonymous November 25, 2024

feet

part of the body that people with foot fetish for some reason really like

David:Hey,what's up
Max:hey bro,have you seen Linda's feet? They look so soft,i wish she'd let me her footboy
David:Why am i friends with you...

by the boring ass math March 10, 2021

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

African Hitch-Hiking Feet

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.

"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"

by LetNiggerBeknOwn April 23, 2018

Feet

A word that you can say and people will still understand you

man 1: ....
man 2:feet/foot
man 1: yes

by karenythefuckareufuckingmyboss October 3, 2020

Feet

Dirty hands without dexterity.

I won’t lick your feet.

by BOBCORN June 4, 2020