And that is why you fail

A phrase used to indicate when a person is at fault or had made some sort of mistake. Can be used in a similar manner as "that's what she said" at the end of the persons' sentence.

Leaving the mall after a long day of shopping for a friends birthday present

Jake: Dude, so what did you buy?
Adam: I bought some shirts, jeans, and a fresh pair of kicks.
Jake: So which one of those is the gift?
Adam: ....gift?

Jake: And that is why you fail...

by AllEyzeOnE March 11, 2010

Fail

See Definition; George W. Bush

The fail is strong in this one

by FlareKitsune November 22, 2009

FAIL

a congratulatory motion combining a knuckle-touch and a hi-5; one person holds out their hand in a motion as if they are giving a hi-5 while the other punches the palm of their hand

*Person A raises hand to give hi-5*
Person A: "Great Job!"
*Person B punches person A's palm*
Person B: "Hey, thanks man!"
*they have completed a 'fail'"

by LainoBottis May 1, 2009

failboat

Another name for the titanic,which was the biggest failure in boating history.

I used to be a sailor just like you, then I took a failboat to the knee.

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

senses fail

just another shitty "emo" band.

senses fail sucks ass.

by Heather July 5, 2005

Fail Burro

The mexican version of "fail boat" or "fail train."

"Hey, do you hang with Jose?"
"No! he rides the fail burro."

by orang"u"tang February 18, 2009

Fail

Adj. The New Jersey Nets

Look! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.

by Gonzo44 April 11, 2010