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Avid-Fart

As defined by the man who coined the term:

"An Avid fart is an annoying editing technique that involves flashing through a bunch of frames or sped up shots, usually accompanied by a "whoosh" or "thoooom" or "choooonk" sound effect. I believe it was originally used for things like in that Lance Henriksen TV show Millennium when he had a psychic vision. But then they started using it just as a meaningless transition between scenes in many movies and TV shows, because they think it adds production value or style. But it really just makes it seem shitty.

I call it the Avid fart because Avid is the name of the first commonly used digital editing system, and it's this technology that has made Avid farts easy. So editors with no self control start pushing buttons thinking they are adding to the movie by throwing in all kinds of annoying crap that does not add to the movie."

- Outlaw Vern
The films of Tony Scott, especially 'Man On Fire' and 'Domino' are filled with great examples of Avid-Farts.
by Max Boyer October 19, 2008
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Negro Fart

A fart from the deep dark recesses of the "darkness". A fart let out, but not claimed by a black person.
Damn, Landon that negro fart was stank.

Who ripped ass?
Not me
Liar, that was a negro fart son
by Andronicus2007 July 12, 2010
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Fart Mathematics

The mathematics behind farting. They can determine the stink, sound, feel, and even the exact amount of particles in the fart (farticles) that you let out.
I had to use my Fart Mathematics to figure out how many farticles my farts blast out.
by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011
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ass fuck fart

when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole
i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night
by ass fucker as April 3, 2010
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fart box

by Jesse D Farmer May 2, 2005
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duck fart

A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.
After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.
by Kajoe August 29, 2006
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Devil's Fart

Last fart before a poop. Usually the worst smelling after a long line of farts. The Devil's fart lets you know that if you try to fart again, a poop might come out.
Sean has to rush to the bathroom because he just had his devil's fart.
by al and sean December 22, 2008
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