e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me

by xman5k February 25, 2011

e-cation

A virtual vacation taken by browsing the travel sites for your chosen destination.

We were so broke this summer we had to cancel our European cruise and took an e-cation to Greece instead.

by Happy in Hawaii October 21, 2010

E-shoes

a dumb gadget that generates electricity with walking but explodes after five steps

Mike: you're so dumb.
dylan: suck my exploding e-shoes.
everyone in the world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by Baron V. Stacker May 15, 2018

E-BIFF

When someone needs a good smack in the head but is not physically present to receive it, send it electronically!

Oh look, I have an E-BIFF.. (OPEN AND WHAM!)

by TIRED-OF-STUPID-PEOPLE CHICK December 31, 2011

/e paid

Basically the same with /e free, /e paid literally means /emote paid. Makes no sense right? People who use /e free are on the game "Roblox." whoever uses /e free on a ugc item would get mocked in the comments.

Idiot 1: /e free
Idiot 2: /e paid
Smart person 1: You guys are so dumb! /e free wont work!
Smart person 2: So does /e paid! Man. people these days are so retarded! Yo wanna play minecraft?
Smart person 1: Im disabled *beats up smart person 1*

by lesbianswillruletheworld June 20, 2022

rush e

promptly the hard song to play in the piano ever

rush e

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009