Doing the biology homework

Masturbating.

Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.

by Joey935 August 13, 2016

'doing a Denham'

This is when you are invited to an event, ask about the event several times over at least a week duration. Tell everyone you are excited about the event and then subsequently leave the event after 4 minutes.

'doing a Denham'

by Papa Smithy July 11, 2016

Doing a mason

When you steal something that a girl posses and you put it down your pants so they touch your knob if you do a mason right it might end up with you being sucked off in a garden

bro I'm doing a mason so this girls touches my dick

by Joseph Clark June 19, 2016

Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

Doing a buckley

When you've consumed to many narcotics and the reflection of yourself in the kitchen Window becomes a dragon in a fridge

I'm so fucked im doing a buckley

by Bigcoopermush December 9, 2016

Doing a Charlie

The act of throwing up on a piece of expensive equipment or electronic item.

Person 1: He's doing a Charlie!! He threw up on his computer!

by asdfghjkiuytrfdcvbnjiu7y6trfvb July 25, 2017