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swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
by Suck it miller January 29, 2014
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dangleholic

A person who has an addiction to dangling!
Dude...you have dangled 3 times this period....I think you are a dangleholic!
by nhlskilz July 29, 2007
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Dindle

Something women use to masturbate with
v. Dindling - to use a dindle; to be using a dindle
"I just bought a new dindle!"
"Have you dindled lately?"
"How many years have you been dindling?"
by Pickup Sticks December 16, 2013
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Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.
Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
by Oblivicho February 15, 2015
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Danglebag

Scrotum, or ball sack. Applicable to exterior male gonads of any mammalian creature.
I went out to the farm today and saw a horse with the biggest danglebag I've ever seen.
by podcat October 31, 2016
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dangler

A piece of poop that dangles from your butt and gives you a hard time to get rid of
That dangler got me stuck in the toilet for 15 minutes
by Man Busuju January 18, 2020
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