deuce egg

A turd.

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

by FreshWords July 23, 2025

Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Detcest

The action of engaging in romantic/sexual relationships with another cadet within your ROTC detachment.
Note: Dating a cadet from another detachment would be considered "Cadating", but not Detcest.

"Did you hear that Lopez and Johnson are committing detcest?"

by Emma Matthews October 30, 2025

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach

Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy

by JCsuperstar January 17, 2007

BW-deuce

When you have eaten far to many Buffalo Wild Wings and your ass explodes the next morning.

Man we I ate far to many Wings last night at BW3's and it left me blowing out the largest BW-deuce this morning.

by Mike "sweet internet" Bailey March 9, 2009

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009