docking

1: Whatever you read above related to gayness.

2: The act of having an object inserted into ones dickhole repeatedly and forcefully. While some consider the act excruciatingly painful, others still have popularized the act while chronicling their mid-life crisis.

Eric Schaeffer can't believe he's still single despite the fact that he enjoys dominatrix docking.

by Green Taylor Simms May 11, 2009

Sneak dicking

The act of a woman sneaking off from her spouse to engage in sexual intercourse with another

she be sneak dicking on her man when she leaves to fuck tyrone.

by 4thorseman May 9, 2018

dickin

When somethin's so shimmy shao that you just wanna stick yo DICK in it

"Yo I just haxx0r3d Weeds! DICKIN!!"

"Aw man this chili dog is DICKIN! This is some DICKIN Frank's Red Hot!"

by Lilliam WaCava January 6, 2008

Ducking

The act of shoving a duck up your ass.

Do you want to try ducking tonight?

by collegelover123 May 7, 2018

Umbilical Docking

When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.

This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.

Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!

Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.

"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."

by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009

Double dicking

When a man inserts his erection into his female partners vagina and at the same time uses an equal size dildonic device in her asshole.

Last night I tried "double dicking" my woman, stuck my dick in her pussy but her John Holmes replica dildo for her ass ruined it for me!!!

by Tripple6dippin! May 23, 2018

devil dicking

Fucking someone in the ass, knowing you have an STD. Symptoms are usually present at the time.

Alternative definition: Getting sucked off by the vacuum cleaner hose, such as a Dirt Devil.

Luis- “Where you be at hombre”
Stanley- “I’m in jail for devil dicking”

by Ashlaaaaaay March 20, 2019