Get your catch on

To imply that a person must drink faster, in order to level themselves with another person, or group

Hey, you're here! We've been drinking since like 11, so you really need to get your catch on

by Firepickle May 14, 2011

iowa fly catcher

The act of grabbing a penis in a swift grabbing motion, then starting a hand job and upon climax, throwing the semen onto the chest of the poor unsuspecting male.

Michele was giving me the best Iowa fly catcher till she threw my nut back on me like a crazy bitch.

by Justajoker October 5, 2019

good catch

Simple phrase for seeing a guy who has a sexy girlfriend.

Ex. Bruh, have you seen Josh's new girlfriend?
Yeah bro, that's a good catch

by Shelfishisreal June 26, 2016

Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.

Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher

by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020

pitchers and catchers

"Pitchers and Catchers" is used as a shorthand term for the beginning of spring training in professional baseball. Since the titular positions are the first ones to report to spring training this is sometimes seen as the beginning of the baseball season.

Only two days till pitchers and catchers

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk February 26, 2011

catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.

"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!

by JB January 5, 2005

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey May 13, 2005