Dumbo-Cunt

When the vagina's lips are so large that they resemble elephant ears.

"So when I went to go down on her, I saw these giant pussy lips. I swear, this bitch had the worst case of dumb-cunt I've ever seen!"

Judy was self-conscious to be seen naked with the lights on, for she knew Frank would be repulsed by her enormous dumbo-cunt.

by The Angry Penguin February 2, 2009

Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

by mother.goose July 10, 2010

fuckasaurus cunt

Very similar to the fuckasaurus rex but much more of a cunt. An old, sexually active twat.

You fucking fuckasaurus cunt!

by tapman kitchenklub October 21, 2010

Spud Cunt

A term which is used in a number of situations, might be used as a compliment or derogatory term, could also be used off as a casual descriptor of personage.

a. Dude, stop being such a spud cunt!

b. He totally just jizzed all over her face! What an awesome spud cunt!

c. Give us a hand, spud cunt.

by Popcorn Play3r November 6, 2011

Dizzy Cunt

A bitch ass ho that should be killed or run the fuck over by a truck for being such a cunt that you need to add a adjective before the word.

Example A. You get rear ended by a Dizzy Cunt who can not drive to save her life.

Example B. The Dizzy Cunt thinks your actually going to buy her a drink.

Example C. That fucking bitch ass whore spilled my drink, what a Dizzy Cunt.

by bossindustries August 9, 2012

anti cunt

Someone so far from being a cunt, they can only be termed as the "Anti-Cunt". Reserved for awesome and gentlemanly members of SCUK...(No Biebers, no scooterists, no flipping, no cunting ebay links and no PP comments - "Don't Be A Cunt.")

"What an awesome bloke!!!!....He's the "Anti Cunt" he is...."

by -=[Mac]=- July 26, 2014

baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank

If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.

by The cocksman November 27, 2014