Crotch Feast

(v.) when you spill crumbs onto your pants around the crotch area, and then proceed to eat them.

I do it myself, but it just looks creepy when other people have a crotch feast.

by Blaze200038 March 6, 2011

crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.

In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 23, 2021

Crotch nigger

An irritating person like a rash that smells like ass grease

Chandelar is a crotch nigger

by Leecifer#1 April 13, 2021

Lobby crotch

When a chick has a man but still has a lot of guy "friends" waiting to slide up in it when her boyfriend screws up.

"Kenda is a cool ass chick but she's got lobby crotch going on."

by DatMoFo.from.the.951 May 31, 2021

crotch crickets

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

by RGB May 7, 2003

Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

crotch rocket

slang for motorcycle

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009