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Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.
by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014
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crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.
Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!
by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009
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Crotch Vodka

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.
Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!
by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009
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Crotch Burn

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.
Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.
by Manuel Mayhem September 14, 2010
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crotch crickets

He had a rather large "family" on board.
by RGB May 7, 2003
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Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...
Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009
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crotch rocket

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!
by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009
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