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Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.
Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!
by Fishtarts November 30, 2015
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Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.
John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.
by PalindromicAnna September 24, 2007
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Crotch Burn

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.
Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.
by Manuel Mayhem September 14, 2010
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Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.
by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014
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crotch crickets

He had a rather large "family" on board.
by RGB May 7, 2003
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Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...
Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009
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crotch rocket

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!
by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009
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