Coochie Cream

Coochie Cream is a type of cream women put on their vagina, to attempt making it smell better. Often times, they over use the cream and the smell is overwhelming. On some occasions, places they have sat reeks of coochie cream even after they are long gone. In some rare occurrences, places they have sat gets covered in the cream. Some guys have been known to use coochie cream as a lube, when no Vaseline is available.

Axel Rose brought a groupie backstage, and as he was about to have sex with her, he smelled the coochie cream.

by N'villePuss April 6, 2010

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cream endorsement

the release by authority of sex wee most commonly in the face of a servile bint

especially whilst fawnicating with a prostitute or female of similar social status... possibly a girlfriend that will obey this special rule of spunking combat

GUY 1 'did you see your whore last night?'

GUY 2 'yeh, I covered her face with man cream'

GUY 1 'Dude that's pure cream endorsement'

by Hank G October 14, 2011

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vagina cream

The residual semi-coagulated semen left over on the privates of a ,typically, Latina female after intercourse with a hooved animal (horse, donkey, goat, etc...). Also known as "A Donkey Show", the semen is usually collected and lightly dusted over the local cuisine of choice.

Have you ever had la enchilada con vagina cream?

by Donkey Cox June 16, 2016

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