when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*
by cocket July 29, 2014
Get the crush whiplashmug. by Mickey Pimp March 7, 2012
Get the Crushing the Castlemug. 1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.
2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.
3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.
3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.
I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010
Get the tweeter crushmug. The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part
I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013
Get the Penis crushmug. A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017
Get the Meme Crushmug. A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013
Get the Crushing of the Shellmug. 