cock commander

A female who forces her boyfriend to constantly do things for her.

I don't have to make you breakfast in bed for you every day Jane! Stop being such a cock commander!

by Haxsoar June 23, 2008

Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

by Zebraman September 17, 2007

commasexual

1. A person whose sexual intercourse style is punctuated by a number of short pauses, asides, series, introductions, conjunctions, quotations, and the like. Oftentimes, a strategy employed to avoid premature ejaculation.

2. A person who is aroused by the above sexual intercourse style, often sporadically.

Benji was excited about her first sexual encounter with Allen, but had trouble finding a good rhythm because he was a commasexual.

by Moco Loco 84 February 10, 2010

commakaze

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

by bronxblazer March 15, 2010

fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

Comalapa

The international airport of El Salvador.

Chero # 1: so you gonna land at Comalapa tomorrow?

Chero # 2: fuck yeah, holmes!

by anonymous April 25, 2005