Social Comedia

Witty answers given to serious subjects on social media

Any opinion given based on partial fact and confirmation bias. You must be a social comedian

by Nefarius April 16, 2019

pet cemetery cat

rosemary greenwald

don’t let the pet cemetery cat in!!!

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

Cop come we dip

When you see a cop you dip quick way to say that there is a cop and to leave.

Cop come we dipp!! / hit the feets

by Abgkali69 January 25, 2020

Calamari Comeback

Violent diarrhea resulting from eating fried calamari that's been sitting out too long on a Rhode Island beach.

"The Calamari Comeback state of Rhode Island"

by lxmatt August 20, 2020

66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet

Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits

by 66crits November 9, 2020

broke comedian

Kavaris Is Basically The Definition Of A Broke Comedian. A Broke Comedian Is One Who Dont Get Paid To Be A Comedian And Doing It For Free

Damn he a Broke Comedian

by broke comedian June 7, 2021

semen cemetery

A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant

"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."

by Boinko October 21, 2021