The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012
Get the Cock Handshakemug. a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner
by The Junk September 30, 2008
Get the smooth cockingmug. When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?
Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
Get the Cocking the Shotgunmug. by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021
Get the Cock Cagemug. by Elephantshot March 30, 2014
Get the Mild Cockmug. by PDoodles August 30, 2018
Get the Cock Knockingmug. Efren:hey what were you up too last night jay.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
by efren ramos October 7, 2007
Get the cock wigglermug.