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Chesticles

A term used for a female whose breasts hang so low that they hang beside her vagina like a pair of testicles.
"Did you see the chesticles on that old granny over there? Her tits were hangin' so low, I swear they were draggin' on the floor!"

"Check out the chesticles on that lady!"
"Seriously, has she ever heard of a bra?"
by Frippy & Sagey March 30, 2008
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Chest Disease

The strongest, most painful disease ever known. Confirmed to be a "sister disease" to foxtrot. Leaves no mark of illness for autopsies to confirm. Founded By Chief Grand Cherokee and Basketball Face. It is contracted by driving a Dodge. The only two known cures for chest disease are chest disease pills supplied by codename: Demon Shark who refuses to sell his discovery. The second cure is by growing a starky beard. This causes the chest disease to be blasted out the chest of the diseased individual. Only known symptom is massive chest pain. Chest disease can be prevented by driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee (Chief Grand Cherokee aided in the development of this particular machine). Tony Stark, Solid Snake, and Kakarot are the only known survivors of chest disease.
Udon: Chimichanga!!!
Weasel: Ah damn! Shouldn't have driven that Dodge. Good thing I have these chest disease pills..... muthafuckin fish food?! Ah damn!
Demon Shark: Now I'll have some fish food that I couldn't have possibly mixed up with the chest disease pills... uh oh... fucked up desu ne!
Note: Names have been edited for personal privacy
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Chesticles

Meaning A Guy with no balls, no courage , not accepted as a guy
(Response when your taking the piss out of someone)

"Check your chesticles"
by L.J September 17, 2005
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Chest Cold

The definition of a girl who stuffs her bra.
Originally, girls would use toilet paper or tissues, hence the term "Chest Cold".
GUY:Janet has a pretty big chest
FRIEND: Please, she has a total chest cold.
by EvilTrumpsGood August 18, 2008
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Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.
Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington
by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015
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chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.
Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)
by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007
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chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.
Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.
by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010
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