What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”
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