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quief bucket

alternative word for "douche bag" or "asshole" more commonly used to describe someone as being inconsiderate, unkind, or just plain idiotic.
That new kid at school is a fucking quief bucket, he thinks he can walk through the hallways and push people out of the way like he's king DICK ASS FUCK COCK BITCH CUNT TITTY ASS SHIT!!!
by GodAlmightySatan May 29, 2010
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rusty bucket

A shot of the worst brand of tequila the bar has. Usually given to enemies, d-bags or just your idiot friend.

One usually proposes a shot and orders one rusty bucket and one good shot that looks like a rusty bucket (usually whiskey/vodka depending on color of tequila) so the other party is none the wiser.

After a set amount of time passes said target usually forgets so you can purchase another rusty bucket and propose it as an apology and punk them yet again.
Example 1:
Person 1: See that douchey bro by the bar
Person 2: Yea? Should we mess with him?
Person 1: Yeah, Go buy him a rusty bucket. That'll have him puking his brains outs
(Aforementioned Bro will be to douchey to realize what has transpired)

Example 2:
Idiot Friend: Ughh man wtf was that?
You: You just drank a rusty bucket dumbass!
by UrbanTequila October 18, 2015
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Duck Bucket

A duck shaped device used in chemistry procedures in order to accurately release fluid into a beaker or other measuring device or simply for the joy of ducking the bucket. The proper name of said device is King Duck "Camelback" Bucket the Third.
Ms. Munro: Now children fill your Duck Buckets with random fliff and use them to fill the beaker until there is fliff everywhere.
Me: Well isn't that just dandy.
by dinojones December 1, 2009
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Bucket of Jizim

Something that beyond sucks, comparable to jizim in a bucket, slimey and rank. It was coined around '05. Use of the phrase as full; "Giant Bucket of Horse Jizim", is often noted.
"God, that movie was a giant bucket of jizim!"
by vx gas attack October 1, 2007
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Pumpkin Bucket

-noun: A medium sized tin or aluminum tin can, often painted like a jack-o'-lantern, used to hold various household items such as, condoms, keys, paperclips, pencils, bottle caps, rubber bands, and coins.

-verb: a sexual act when a man places his scrotum inside of a woman's anus, slowly thrusting in and out. Once this has been performed for no less than five minuets, the man removes his scrotum and places the aforementioned ballsack into the woman's mouth.
-noun: Yo brandon, can you grab my rubbers out of the pumpkin bucket? Sheila is coming over now!

-verb: Last night, when my girlfriend Jane came over, we decided it was time to take it to the next level. I proceeded to pumpkin bucket her, and once finished, I asked her to marry me. She said yes.
by oyeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2011
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Funk-Bucket

The irresistible urge to want to get down and party.
"I seriously want to funk-bucket right now"
by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008
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Love bucket

When a male ejaculates on his stomach for easy clean up and his belly button fills with semen
Bro 1: Do you ever jerk off onto your stomach so it's easier to clean.

Bro 2: Not anymore. I used but I always got a love bucket and it weirded me out.
by Niggapotamus August 18, 2014
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