Neck boob

A fatty growth on the back of the neck, usually accompanied by short coarse hairs

Teddy: Holy shit did you see the size of teppo's neck boob?
Rose: OMG!! it makes a giant crevice and its trapping her hair!!! Its making her hairs sweaty
Teddy: holy shit come to think of it she has multiple neck boobs....her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!
Rose: DUDE!! Take a picture!!

by Teddy Day-Aspinwall October 4, 2006

boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.

Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."

by jsd9632 November 26, 2011

boob pirate

a man who repeatidlty sucks or fucks another persons boobs

my dad is a boob pirate

by Brandon vick September 15, 2007

Bag-Boob

When wearing a shoulder-strap bookbag or laptop case, and you have slight to extreme man boobs, it accentuates these man-boobs causing a feeling that everyone is staring at your fatness.

Person 1: Dude, watch out on that strap.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: You're developing bag-boob
Person 2: Damn. Everyone can see my man boobs?
Person 1: Yup.

by qwertyuiop3455mave November 16, 2009

Quattro-boob

When a really fat chick wears a bra thats way too fucking tight and it pokes her boobs out the top, thus looking inevitably like she has four boobs.

Holy shit, that bitch has quattro-boob like nobodies business... oh well though, that just means she has huge tits

by enthusiast83 December 2, 2010

Boob freckle

A freckle that is located on the cleavage of a girl, on show for the world to see when she chooses to wear low cut tops.

Holy shit, Chloe's boobs are about to pop out! Dude, she has a boob freckle! NICE!

by Josabeech September 20, 2010

boob cake

Boob cake: the way a large set of boobs looks pressed up against the glass of a shower stall, window, ect.

"Dude, that chick in the Miata was totally baking me some boob cake"

by spoons, goddamnit! January 16, 2008