beaver

A woman's stinkhole, kunt, or cooter. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.

"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell!" - Les Claypool

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

Beaver Fever

Term often used to describe the extreme hangover one has after the Canada Day long weekend.

I didn't make it back to work until the Thursday after Canada Day because I had such a bad case of Beaver Fever.

by GinSeven July 8, 2010

Beaver Burn

A skin irritation, typically on the back of ones neck, caused when a females unkempt pubic hair rubs repeatedly on skin.

“so during the full-moon party, we jumped into the water for naked wrestling, and this German chick left a hell of a Beaver Burn on my neck!!”

by kitsune at the beach September 28, 2008

beaver tail

Gay men have "fag-hags" and "skirts", lesbians have their "beards". A beaver tail is the straight girl friend of a lesbian. Beaver tails often can be found out dancing at gay bars, watching movies, and just hanging out with their lesbian friends.

Lesbians love their beaver tails, especially when they are attractive.

The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!

by ridinponies32 August 7, 2011

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

beaver

beaver is a young female cadet's hairy pussy.

Matt and I went to a dance looking for some beaver!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006