"KITTY BISCUITS" is the name of a band who specialize in the production of music for the purpose of cats to listen to. Their audience is entirely cats. Also known as the "CAT ILLUMINATI".
Guy 1 - Oh man, I was just browsing 4chan, and I saw this video of some cat illuminati ..
Guy 2 - Fucking Kitty Biscuits ..
Guy 2 - Fucking Kitty Biscuits ..
by bass n meow December 09, 2013
A tampon! - a vampire's favorite tasty treat. Can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.
"Dammit Annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? We're only going camping for 2 days!?!
by BeltFedWeapon July 22, 2009
by ALEXfromExeter July 26, 2005
by Uncool Quacker August 23, 2010
by Chuck Had July 29, 2009
by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 22, 2022
Similar to "give the business". To scold, ball bust, or generally give someone a hard time; particularly over laziness or a poorly done job.
by ExTrafficGuy August 07, 2018