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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Max Beringer

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Prime Being

(n.) A variant of a human that lives in another universe, one that is much more advanced than our lowly and discriminatory society. This leads to all Prime Beings being much more polite than humans. They also have ten "Leading Roles", who have special powers that keep their planet, Haria, in check.

The ten Leading Roles are Light, Wonder, Peace, Love, Inclusion, Acceptance, Joy, Loyalty, Wisdom, and Patience. Ten new Leading Roles are chosen every year.
Person 1: Have you heard the rumors?
Person 2: What rumors?
Person 1: Ara is suspected to be a Prime Being.
Person 2: OMG!
by US-IL December 20, 2024
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The Bevinator

The bevinator is a mythical creature who will come and snatch up your bev, he will crush your bev, and fuck your ass.
Dan: I got this bev at the store, it's really tasty
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch
by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025
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Sucks being right

Nope. Not really. And it's better than letting a guy who ran a rape farm dictate to me what I need to do to be happy. All I really need to be happy is to be credited and paid for creating that AI.
Hym "Happiness is not having to listen to a guy who ran a little girl rape farm. Remember how Dr. Phil did that? He would take little girls who wouldn't listen to their parents... Bring them to a farm to get them to change there behavior... And IN THAT FARM... They were raped repeatedly. It happened to Paris Hilton too. Not at the same farm but still."

A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"

Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!

A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"

Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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.9.Being Eccentric Anuda Enigmatic Whilst Overhearing Exteparaneous Notions Leads To Abuse.9.
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