best friend test

The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man

The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.

Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.

I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.

by quiggler October 9, 2006

best pony ever

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is best pony ever

by pheonixashes December 15, 2012

Best rapper ever

tupac/2pac there is no competiton. Thug life is rooted for teh underdogg not carrying a gun. Notorious big is fake, he group up rich(his lyrics are deep but aren't true to him which he claims they are)

Talib kweli mos def are also great rappers just like Tuapc

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 10, 2005

Best Thing Ever

1. Used to describe something very good or rated highly as a favourite.

2. Used to describe something by someone who over reacts and says things are way better than they actually are.

1. That experience was the best thing ever.

2. Person A "Did you like the present I sent you?"
Person B "OMG I LOVE IT, it's the BEST THING EVER"

by Ejoy June 1, 2006

Backseat Best Friend

When your some ones best friend for a large amount of time, then after they lose all their good/best friends they cling to you. Then around 6+ months later when he/she gets their friends back, they start pushing you away slowly and moving towards their old friends again, but still call you their best friend.

Situation is made worse when said person is your Ex and you have feelings for them.

Bob: wow man did you see how Carly totally made Alex a Backseat Best friend? she completely ditched him.

Jake: Yeah man, really f'ed up

by Nom G April 26, 2008

Best since the Baron

The definition of the success of Billy Clyde Gillispie often uttered by Kentucky fans. Originally used on catspause.com

"Losing is merely a lesson in humility being taught by the warrior, Billy Clyde. He's the Best since the Baron."

by Joe B. Hall's love child February 5, 2009

the best girlfriend ever

She understands insecurity and reassures me before I have a chance to feel insecure. She takes pleasure in making me happy. She is exceptional at balancing my "male ego". She lets me be a man while retaining her female independence. She shares the things she holds most dear. I don't believe she is aware that I see the walls she has around her heart. But I do see them and that she is slowly letting me in. She's been hurt before and despite some fear she is willing to love and to be loved. She sees the light in the world but accepts the dark. She has a view on things that I'm nearly incapable of having on my own. She constantly opens my eyes to them. She is full of random facts and shares them. She's a bit nerdy. She uses some words I have to look up. She knows her weaknesses and plays to her strengths to combat them. She sees solutions rather than problems. She isn't quick to anger. She isn't quick to judge. She isn't quick to assume. She debates with a mind open to change and admits when she is wrong. She can laugh at herself and does so often. She truly is a unique beauty in a sea of ordinary. She smiles and I melt. She pouts and i give in. She laughs and I laugh. She cries because she is sad and I hold her tight and just let her cry. She is a light in this world and will forever change the people she meets. She is fierce and determined.Why do I spoil her? Because she deserves it. She always has and always will. She is Jenny E...the best girlfriend ever.

He knows exactly how lucky he is to have the best girlfriend ever

by Happy Rambo April 21, 2018