When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011
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Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.
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You: "Nah I will be hanging out with my babypunk friend...ALL DAY E'RYDAY, because he's far cooler and more hardcore than you."
Your dickhead tool friend: "I accept that and know it to be true."
You: "Nah I will be hanging out with my babypunk friend...ALL DAY E'RYDAY, because he's far cooler and more hardcore than you."
Your dickhead tool friend: "I accept that and know it to be true."
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After Joe came in Sarah's ass she was very upset and pushed him to the ground and gave him a frosted baby ruth.
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