babypunk 

A young person, of about 12-15, who is a punk. He will typically be a bamf of the highest degree and have a lot of older punk friends. He will like good old school punk music and wear docs. He is probably just starting getting into punk and will therefore be a wee bit malleable and must be taken care of, because he is a national fucking treasure.

Your dickhead tool friend: "Hey bro wanna hang out tomorrow?"

You: "Nah I will be hanging out with my babypunk friend...ALL DAY E'RYDAY, because he's far cooler and more hardcore than you."

Your dickhead tool friend: "I accept that and know it to be true."

babypunk by Phantomkate November 21, 2011

Baypunk

Over the top "Hollywood" special effects and plots made famous by movies by Michale Bay movies like Armageddon and Transformers.

Where special effects overshadow actual storytelling and plot development.

Common in modern video games and cinema.

Did you see the Call of Duty "Infamy" trailer, it was over-the top baypunk!

Baypunk by Eric Dielli October 12, 2009

Babypunchterbation 

The act of Masturbation while watching a baby get punched.

DUDE, are you jacking off to a video of a baby getting punched!

Its babypunchterbation, dont judge me...

Babypunchterbation by Jaden) November 23, 2010

babypuncher 

Slang to describe a large penis.

I went home the other night and this guys babypuncher may have dislodged my kidney.

babypuncher by John55 June 30, 2007

BabyFunker 

A babyfunker is . . . well . . . someone who funks babies . . . Simple as that!

"Man, that horse is a real good babyfunker! I wish I could babyfunk just like that horse, but I sure as hell ain't ever gonna reach that level of babyfunking, even if I spend the rest of my days on the old babyfunk business!"

BabyFunker by Drum&Beans July 30, 2022

BabyPuncher1982

He totally doesn't punch babies.

"I don't punch babies and this is awesome!"
— BabyPuncher1982

BabyPuncher1982 by 7568ino February 19, 2024