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babypunk 

A young person, of about 12-15, who is a punk. He will typically be a bamf of the highest degree and have a lot of older punk friends. He will like good old school punk music and wear docs. He is probably just starting getting into punk and will therefore be a wee bit malleable and must be taken care of, because he is a national fucking treasure.
Your dickhead tool friend: "Hey bro wanna hang out tomorrow?"

You: "Nah I will be hanging out with my babypunk friend...ALL DAY E'RYDAY, because he's far cooler and more hardcore than you."

Your dickhead tool friend: "I accept that and know it to be true."
babypunk by Phantomkate November 21, 2011
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Over the top "Hollywood" special effects and plots made famous by movies by Michale Bay movies like Armageddon and Transformers.

Where special effects overshadow actual storytelling and plot development.

Common in modern video games and cinema.
Did you see the Call of Duty "Infamy" trailer, it was over-the top baypunk!
Baypunk by Eric Dielli October 12, 2009

Babypunchterbation 

The act of Masturbation while watching a baby get punched.
DUDE, are you jacking off to a video of a baby getting punched!

Its babypunchterbation, dont judge me...
Babypunchterbation by Jaden) November 23, 2010

babypuncher 

Slang to describe a large penis.
I went home the other night and this guys babypuncher may have dislodged my kidney.
babypuncher by John55 June 30, 2007

BabyFunker 

A babyfunker is . . . well . . . someone who funks babies . . . Simple as that!
"Man, that horse is a real good babyfunker! I wish I could babyfunk just like that horse, but I sure as hell ain't ever gonna reach that level of babyfunking, even if I spend the rest of my days on the old babyfunk business!"
BabyFunker by Drum&Beans July 30, 2022

BabyPuncher1982

He totally doesn't punch babies.
"I don't punch babies and this is awesome!"
— BabyPuncher1982
BabyPuncher1982 by 7568ino February 19, 2024
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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