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Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.
"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"
by TrueHylian July 3, 2021
mugGet the Apemug.

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.
Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN
by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021
mugGet the APmug.

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
by m. n. November 13, 2007
mugGet the first apemug.

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault
My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.
by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019
mugGet the Ape shitted onmug.

Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her
My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
by HandRaper January 19, 2024
mugGet the Scalded Apemug.

Ap

“Yo, where is the ap?”

“Is there any ap’s tonight?”
by Collegepartygirl November 5, 2023
mugGet the Apmug.

you ape

(You ape) is basically calling someone athletic like a monkey
Hey go back to you're Country

There is no reason to be here you ape🐵
by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024
mugGet the you apemug.

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