john: Hey whats alyssa like?
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
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Get the Alyster mug.If you know or ever meet an Alyssa, seriously don't fuck around, she will be by your side and always have your back, but she also will tell you when you fuck up or do something wrong. Alyssa is the most appealing and attractive girl you will ever meet, litteraly, she can hang with the guys and get pretty with the girls but most importantly she can also be herself which is being a tomboy. She is absolutely stunning, Alyssa's usually have that natural tan skin and amazing body! She is very dedicated, when she puts her mind to something, she does it without doubt. She has tough skin and doesn't let people bring her down with their words. Alyssa knows how to make the whole room, if not world smile with her laughter, it is the best thing you will ever hear. If you have an Alyssa in your life, hold on to her and do not let go because you will NEVER find anyone as Breathtaking as Alyssa.
Guy1: (In sign language)Bro did you see alyssa?!?
Guy2:(Signing back) Yes, I thought an angel in blue jeans was walking torwards me, it was the best feeling I have had since subtitles were invented!!!
Guy2:(Signing back) Yes, I thought an angel in blue jeans was walking torwards me, it was the best feeling I have had since subtitles were invented!!!
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